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Sarkari Nai (Barber) ne baal kaat-te waqt Kapil Sibal se poochha, "Saab, ye Swiss Bank wala kya lafda hai?"
Kapil Sibal shouted, "Abey, tu baal kaat raha hai ya inquiry kar raha hai?"
Nai: "Sorry Saab, aise hi poochh liya."

Agle din Pranab Mukherjee se bal kaat-te waqt poochha, "Saab, ye kaala dhan kya hota hai?"
Pranab shouted, "Tum humse ye sawaal kyon poochha?"
Nai: "Sorry Saab, bas aise hi poochha liya."

Next day, CBI interrogated the Nai, "Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?"
Nai: "Nahin, Saab Ji."
CBI: "Kya tum Anna ke agent ho?"
Nai: "Nahin, Saab Ji."
CBI: "To tum baal kat-te waqt Congressi netaon se faltu ke sawaal kyon karte ho?"
Nai: "Saab, na jaane kyon Swiss Bank aur kaale dhan ke naam par in Congress walon ke baal khade ho jate hain, aur mujhko baal kaatne me aasani ho jati hai is liye poochhta rehta hoon."
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