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Sardarji is at a feast arranged by the Queen of England. One of the dignitaries present requests the Queen, "Pass the Wine you Devine!".
Sardarji thinks to himself - "How poetic !". Sardar also wants to say a rhyming sentence. He tells the British ambassador sitting next to him, "Pass the custard you bastard".
SURD: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
SURD: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
SURD #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
SURD #2: "No, who wrote it?"
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
A sardarji father gave the following advice to his son about to be married. "Puttar (son) if you want things from your in-laws, be sure to pitch your demand high. If you ! want cycle, ask for scooter; if you want motorcycle, ask for Maruti. Always ask for something higher than you need. The young Sardarji who wanted no dowry, imbibed the lesson. When his father-in-law what he wanted, the young Sardarji replied "Give me the girl's mother"
Two pandits riding on a cycle were stopped by a Sardarji constable.
"Don't you know riding on with pillon is forbidden in Punjab?" asked the constable, " I am going to fine you." The pundits pleaded their innocence of the rules but he refused to let them go. Very exasperated the pandit who was driving the cycle replied, "All right, God is with us. Do what you like." " In that case , I'll fine you for having two on the pillion behind you".
Once a Sardarji happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter with two men ahead of him."Ek Punjab Mail dena" demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket. Then came the turn of the sardarji, "Ikk
Punjab female dena". "What do you mean by Punjab female" asked the clerk. "It is for my wife" replied the Sardarji.
Once a surdar and 2 dogs were sent to space.The ground station was giving instruction from earth.The session goes as follows:
press the red button.
---woof! woof!
press the white button and switch on the monitor.
---woof! woof!
stop barking and feed the dogs, don't touch anything.
Two Sardarjis (pilots) try to land an airplane in the states. They start descending and as they touch the ground the pilot scream the runway is ending...". The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air...
They make a big turn and start descending again. The moment they touch the ground, the pilot scream again "Get the plane up, the runaway is ending..."
The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air..
They make a big turn and start descending again...
This goes on again and again...
During their fourth descent the pilot says: "Look at those stupid Americans, they build this huge & expensive airport but with such a short runaway..", "I know" answers the second pilot, "But look how wide they made it...."
A Sardarji, a Muslim, a Hindu and an American were flying. Suddenly the plane's engine goes bad. So everybody is advised to jump. But they realise that there are no parachutes on the plane. The Sardar being little bold thinks "hai saale marna to hai, why not try something ". He unties his turban and holds the ends, making it like a parachute, and jumps out. Luckily the idea works and he floats down like on a parachute. Seeing this Hindu pandit also opens his dhoti and does the same, he also starts floating. Now the Muslim also removes his kurta and does the same and he too starts floating. Now comes American's turn.
Poor chap is wearing a torn Bermudas and a tattered T-shirt. Anyway he also removes them ties everything up and jumps. But it does not hold and he starts falling very quickly. On the way to the ground he passes the Muslim, Who says "Allah tumhari kherkare", then he passes Pandit. Pandit says "Bhagwan tumhari raksha kare". Now when he quickly passes the Sardarji, Sardarji says "accha race lagana hai, le phir" and he leaves the turban.
Detective job vacancy
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer.
When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked him,
"Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left.
When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews."Again,the chief thanked the man who then left.
Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time, before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said,
"OK, but get back to me tomorrow."
When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How did the interview go?". Pat came the reply, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder."
A sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected:
He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes
Surd discovers Pepsi
A surd walks up to a Pepsi machine and puts in a coin. A Pepsi pops out.
The surd looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. He returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. A man walks up behind the surd and watches his doing for a few minutes before stopping and him and asking if someone else could have a go. The surd spins around and shouts: "Can you not see that I am winning."
Surd - the kidnapper
There was a Sardarji that was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you." The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid.
Tomorrow morning, put$10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city play ground." Signed, "A Sardarji." The Sardarji then pinned the note ! to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji