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Paranoid Sardarji

The Sardarji doctor was so afraid of bacteria, that he cooked his ice-cubes before he put them in his drink.

Sardarji at a nightclub

A Sardarji was in a nightclub in New York, dancing with a beautiful woman.
He whispered into her ear, "I love you."
She smiled and whispered back,"I love you too". then he whispered, "I love you three."

The Race

A sardar sees lot of guys running on the highway. Asks a bystander as to why are the guys doing what they are doing The bystander A Marathon race is going on.
Sardar : What do they get from that?
Bystander : The winner will get a prize
Sardar : Then why are the others running?!

Santa and Banta boasting of their parents achievements

Santa : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Banta : 'Yes, I have'
Santa : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Banta : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?'
Santa : 'Yes, I have.'
Banta : 'Well, my father killed it.'

Sardarji proposes to a woman.

She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *AGAIN* barefeet!"

Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes."What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone."
"I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta Singh.

A Sardarji came to a newspaper office to place an advertisement announcing his father's death. "The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm," the clerk told him.
"Main to lut jaoonga - I 'll be ruined," exclaimed the Sardarji. "My father was 182 cms tall."

Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .

Egyptian museum

Santa and Banta were looking at mummy in an Egyptian museum
Santa: Bechara! pattiyan hi pattiyan lagi hain...
Kitne chotein lagi hain isko..
Zaroor truck accident mein mara hoga...
Banta: haan, truck ka number bhi likha hai
:- A.D. 1460

Ek truck doosre truck ko kheench raha tha.
Dekh kar sardarji haskar lotpot hoke gir pade aur bole: Ek rassi ka tukda
uthane ke liye 2-2 truck

Engagement ring

The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh
Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?
Sure replied Santa What's your phone number?

Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor.

The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."

What wil Banta do if he sees a 'Don't walk' sign? He will run.

Banta was filling a form and the lady asked what his sex was.
Banta: "Twice a week.'
Lady: "Sir, I mean male or female.'
Banta: "That does not matter.'

Banta filling birth form for his 4th child
Mom: Sikh. Dad: Sikh. Kid: Chinese.
Man: Why Chinese?
Banta: You see, every 4th kid born now is a Chinese.

Banta loves his wife

Banta always calls his wife my love, darling, sweetheart.
Santa: That's nice. Endearments continue, eh?
Banta: Honestly, I have forgotten her name.

Banta to a friend: Mother Nature is great! A million years ago she didn't know we were going to wear spectacles yet look at the way she placed our ears.

Banta put a signboard on his shop:
Letters typed in 3 languages.
Santa displayed one saying: Photostat copies prepared in all languages.