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Santa and Banta were playing chess...
(joke doesn't end here).

Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.

Banta: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.

The joke doesn't end here either...

Phir wahan Viswanathan Anand aata hai.

Vishy: Chalo Santa-Banta, chess khelte hain.

Santa-Banta: Nahi, aap to hume aasani se hara doge.

Vishy: Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur me akela.

Santa-Banta: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge.

Vishy: Okay, mai left hand se khelunga.

Ssnts-Banta: Haan. Phir thik hai.

The joke still doesn't end...

Dono obviously haar jate hai aur Vishy chala jata hai.

Santa: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.

Banta: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Saala lefty hi hoga...
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