Unable to completely enjoy the Jokes in English? Fropky pesh karte hain, chutkule, ab aapki manpasand bhasha mein.
by Rahul 29 Jul 2006, 20:27
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare ji*m (body) ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer tio mein kutton ko daal doon.

Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

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Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.

Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai

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Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?

Santa: Ji aap hi NE bahar likha hai: Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am

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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein dus ve number pe tha

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Jeeto: Dekho who admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.

Santa: Who to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai

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Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

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Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?

Santa: Oye tenuh he vi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI

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Santa: If I die will u remarry?
Jeeto: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Santa: No, I'll also stay with ur sister

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Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!

Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?

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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo Maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!

Santa: Why don't u cook something else.

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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Santa: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?

Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

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Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar NE poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

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Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu at nahi hai ji, tainu hai at lipat ja...

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At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe NE?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.

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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
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