Jokes for people who are Married or who wants to get married. Read the jokes to know the Hidden Truths behind such relations.

Yun hi.. one day Adarsh [pati] bole to same wo hindi movie wala ..
wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is
a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Adarsh looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotless, clean and so is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table that read....
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. LOVE YOU!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast
and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table eating....

Adarsh asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 am, drunk and delirious.
Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway
and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door".

Confused, Adarsh asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,
breakfast is on the table waiting for me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"

Son "Ooohh, thaaaat !
See, Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take
your clothes n shoes off:

you said, "Oh..lady leave me alone! I'm married!"

Self-induced hangover -- costs btwn Rs. 1000-2000
Broken furniture btwn -- Rs.1000-10000
So, Breakfast -- Rs. 100.00
But saying The Right Thing While DRUNK!!! --- P R I C E L E S S