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Banta ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.

Banta: Ye hamara bachcha 3 mahine baad kaise ho gaya? Aur logon ka toh 9 mahine baad hota hai?

Biwi: Aaap bhi na.., Ye batao aapki shaadi ko kitna time hua hai?

Banta: 3 Mahine.

Biwi: Aur meri shaadi ko?

Banta: 3 Mahine.

Biwi: Aur hamara bachcha kitne time baad hua?

Banta: 3 Mahine baad.

Biwi: Total kitne months ho gaye?

Banta Khushi Se: Oh... sh*t yaar, SAMAY ka pata hi nahi chala... Sorry Janu maine tum par shaq kiya.

Biwi: Please, aisa mat bolo ji, Rulaoge Kya...?
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