These Jokes are best suited to People who Drink because they'll understand Most of the Jokes when not Drunk.

A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman. After awhile, the woman starts to smell this horrible odor coming from the direction of the drunk.
She turns to him and says, "Excuse me Mister, but did you just sh*t yourself?"
The drunk replied, "Yes ma'am, I have indeed sh*t myself."
The woman says, "Well, why don't you go somewhere and clean yourself up?"
The drunk says, "'Cos I'm not finished yet..."