Jokes for people who are Married or who wants to get married. Read the jokes to know the Hidden Truths behind such relations.

After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably.

I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I decided to look in the personals column of the local newspaper.

After reading through all the listings, I circled three that seemed possible in terms of age and interest, but I put off calling them.

Two days later, there was a message on my answering machine from my ex-wife.

"I came over to your house to borrow some tools today and saw the ads you circled in the paper. Don't call the one in the second column. It's me."