Jokes for people who are Married or who wants to get married. Read the jokes to know the Hidden Truths behind such relations.
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After four years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably.

I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I decided to look in the personals column of the local newspaper.

After reading through all the listings, I circled three that seemed possible in terms of age and interest, but I put off calling them.

Two days later, there was a message on my answering machine from my ex-wife.

"I came over to your house to borrow some tools today and saw the ads you circled in the paper. Don't call the one in the second column. It's me."
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