Lawyers are the true most people on Earth. Ha ha ha. Sorry, we are not allowed to lie publically. But these jokes are truly hilarious.
by Skippy 11 Jul 2012, 13:52
The day after a verdict had been entered against his client, the lawyer rushed to the judge's chambers, demanding that the case be reopened, saying:

"I have new evidence that makes a huge difference in my client's defence."

The judge asked, "What new evidence could you have?"

The lawyer replied, "My client has an extra $100,000, and I just found out about it!"