Musharraf in Tunnel:
Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling
in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The
train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting there
looking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red
from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says
Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri.
Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that
she slapped him"
Madhuri is thinking: "Musharraf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed
Margaret instead and got slapped."
Musharraf is thinking: "Damn! it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss
Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped! me."
Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I
could make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again."
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