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Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??.. is always under construction.

No matter in which direction you ride, its always uphill and against the wind.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. which never works.

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

Anything dropped in the Bathroom will always fall in the Toilet.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible

***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****

As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold
somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.

If you install a 50p fuse to protect a 5000rs equipment, the 5000rs equipment will blow in order to save the 50p fuse.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on your mobile while on roaming.

All DTC buses are crowded.
Corollary----- DTC buses in opposite direction always go empty.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

In a job interview, you need to be well spoken, clear, pleasantly dressed, confident and polite. Even if you are, you won't get the job.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker.

If everything seems to be going right, MURPHY's Laws will come into effect and screw up everything.