This is where we make fun of Religions and communities. Hilarious Community Jokes in the most harmless sense.
60 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and wooly hats. Michigan people sunbathe.
50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Michigan people plant gardens.
40 above - Italian cars won't start.
Michigan people drive with the windows down.
32 above - Distilled water freezes.
Lake Michigan's water gets thicker.
20 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Michigan people have the last cookout before it gets cold.
15 above - New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
Michigan people throw on a sweatshirt.
0 degrees - Californians fly away to Mexico.
Michigan people throw on a light jacket over the sweatshirt.
20 below - People in Miami cease to exist.
Michigan people get out their winter coats.
40 below - Hollywood disintegrates.
Michigan Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
60 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica.
Michigan's Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
80 below - Mount St. Helen's freezes.
Michigan people rent some videos.
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michigan people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products.
Michigan cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below - ALL atomic motion stops.
Michigan people start saying. . ."Cold 'nuff for ya??"
500 below - Hell freezes over.
The Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl.
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