Jokes for people who are Married or who wants to get married. Read the jokes to know the Hidden Truths behind such relations.

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days.

Then the mud fell off.

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."
Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature


A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly
parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
praying with profound intensity and kept repeating,

'Why did u have to die? Why did you have to die?"

The first man approached him and said, "Sir,
I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this
demonstration of pain in is more than I've ever seen before.

For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A child? A parent?"

The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then
replied "My wife's first husband."

If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!


A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
leaned over, made a wish and threw in a coin .
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The

husband was stunned for a while but then smiled

" It really works ! "

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