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ANAND jab BOMBAY TO GOA gaya to DON ban gaya. Uske raaste ke pathar KABHI KABHI uski MILLI ke KASME VAADE ki tarah ABHIMAAN paida kar oose PARWANA ban ne par MAJBOOR kar deta the.

BARSAAT KI EK RAAT mein LAAWARIS dil me SHOLAY bhadak uthe. Logon se YAARANA badhakar ye SAUDAGAR apna KHOON PASINA bahata hua ek SILSILA jamata raha.

Lekin hai re NASEEB! Ek NAMAK HALAAL par ek NAMAK HARAAM ne TRISHUL phek kar oose KHUDDAR se DESH DROHI bana diya. ANDHA KANOON aur ADAALAT kabhi is MR. NATWARLAL ko GIRAFTAAR na kar sake. Woh MAHAAN se NAASTIK ban kar kabhi AMAR AKBAR ANTHONY, kabhi SHARABI, kabhi KAALIA, kabhi COOLIE ban ta. Aur kabhi HERA PHERI kar SATTE PE SATTA marta.

Lekin ek din wo KAALA PATHTHAR ek DESH PREMI ban gaya. Oos MARD me ek SHAKTI jaagi aur wo MUQADDAR KA SIKANDAR samay ki GANGA JAMNA SARASWATI paar kar SHAHENSHAH ban gaya!

HUM ye nahi jaante ke kal KOUN BANEGA CROREPATI? Sirf itna jaante hai ki agar aap ko bhi iis AGNEEPATH aur KOHRAM se guzar na hai to to aap bhi AAJ KA ARJUN ban kar dekh lo. AKELA nikal pado TOOFAN ki tarah AAKHRI RASTA ki taraf! Agar MRITYUDAATA bane to hathon me ZANZEER hogi aur apne aap ko DEEWAR ke ander paoge. Aur MAJOR SAAB bane to RAAM BALRAAM ki tarah SHAAN se AJOOBA paoge.

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