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If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.

Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... .
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool........ ....

January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed..... ..
a HEADACHE to me !!!!

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist !!

I wrote ur name on the sand ............ .
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name on air......... ......... ........
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart....... ......


The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers

ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/- Buy a pillow

Dear Friend,

when i ask u a flower,
u give me a bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me a peacock


I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK

when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 rings means i like u;
3 rings means i miss u;
4 rings means .........pick d phone idiot

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !

The human brain is the most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love

SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
Brush ur Teeth today onwards

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26 sir....

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide