Jokes based on sweet incidents of cute and naughty kids. Check out how innocent they really are.

Nine-year-old Johnny came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.

It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost.

While his father was patching him up, he asked what happened.

'Well, Dad,' said Little Johnny, 'I challenged Larry to a duel. Like you taught me, I gave him his choice of weapons.'

'Uh-huh,' said the father, 'that seems fair.'

'I know, but I never thought he'd choose his twelve-year-old sister!' cried Johnny. :)