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* Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football and he hurt himself in the growing part
* Maryann was absent december 11-16 because she had a fever, sore throat, headach and upset stomach. her sister was also sick fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over, i wasnt the best either sore throat and fever. there must be something going around, her father even got hot last night
* Please excuse lisa for being absent. she was sick and had her shot
* Dear school: please ekscuse john being absent 0n jan 28 29 30 31 32 and also 33
* Please excuse roland from PE for few days yesterday he fell from the tree and misplaced his hip
* John was absent because he got 2 teeth taken out of his face
* Irving was absent because he missed his bust
* Please excuse jimmy for being. it was his fathers fault
* Sally wont be in school a week from friday. we have to attend her funeral
* Please excuse jason for being absent yesterday he had a cold and could not breed well