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[1] No Love Bite
A couple who'd been married for over 50 years was sitting on the sofa, when the wife said, "Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?"

He moved over and sat close to her.

"Dear," she continued, "do you remember how you used to hold me tight?" He reached over and held her tight.

"And," she went on, "do you remember how you used to hug me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?"
With that, her husband got up and started to walk out of the room.

"Where are you going?" she asked.

"Well," answered the husband, "I have to get my teeth."

[2] Travel Specials
A travel agent offered me a 21 day special.

He told me I would fly from New York to London.

Then from Tokyo back to New York.

I asked him.. "How am I supposed to get from London to Tokyo?"
He told me "That is why we give you 21 days."

[3] Return of Wife
A man talking to his friend about what to do for his 50th wedding
anniversary. The friend asked, "What did you do for your 25th?"

He said, "I took my wife to Hawaii."

The friend then asked, "What are you thinking about for your 50th?" He said, "Well I was thinking of bringing her back."

[4] Engineers
What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons.

Civil engineers build targets.

[5] Call Back Later
A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit she instructed her son - to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to daddy who is at site.

After junior had called, he got back to mummy to inform her that it was a lady that picked up daddy's phone the 3 times he tried reaching dad on the mobile. (Women!!)

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from site,
immediately she sighted him, she gave him a very hot slap,
while the man was trying to ask why?

She repeated the slap, people from neighborhood rushed around to know the cause of this.

The man asked junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called, junior said "the number you are Trying To call Is not Reachable At The Moment. Please Try Again Later".

[6] Wish Comes True
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she
leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband
was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works ! "