Jokes based on sweet incidents of cute and naughty kids. Check out how innocent they really are.

A mother asked her nine-year-old son what he learned in Sunday School that day.

He said the teacher told them how God sent Moses behind enemy lines to rescue the Israelites and lead them out of Egypt. When they got to the Red Sea,
the army built a pontoon bridge and everyone walked across safely. Then they saw the Egyptians coming, so Moses radioed for reinforcements.
Bombers came and blew up the bridge, so the people were saved.

His mother asked, "Is that really what the teacher said?"

"No," he replied, "but if I told it the way the teacher did, you’d never believe it."

:) :)