Jokes for people who are Married or who wants to get married. Read the jokes to know the Hidden Truths behind such relations.

Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life... In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.

I told her : Darling never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.

My wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me....and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, gin, vodka & the beer in the fridge...


Think about what you wish the female brain works on a different wavelength.