These Jokes are best suited to People who Drink because they'll understand Most of the Jokes when not Drunk.

Three vampires went into a bar and sat down.

The barmaid came over to take their orders, "And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?"
The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."
The second vampiresaid, "I'll have a mug of blood."
The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, "I'll have a glass of plasma."
The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light"