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FAILURE SHOULD NEVER GO TO YOUR HEART


AND


SUCCESS SHOULD NEVER GO TO YOUR HEAD.


1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking,


but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely


BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:


Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD.


After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY.


3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:


1. Tele-Phone.


2. Tele-Vision.


3. Tell-a-Woman....


Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.


4. Love your friends, not their sisters. Love your sisters, not their friends.


5. Let us be generous like this: Four Ants are moving through a forest.


They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.


Ant 1 says: we should KILL him.


Ant 2 says: No, Let us break his Leg alone.


Ant 3 says: No, we will just throw him away from our path.


Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.





6. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERYTHING in your life.


7. Question: When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE?


Answer: On their MARRIAGE.


8. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.


9.Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY TWO Women. Because as per Constitution, you CANNOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake.


Conclusion:

A Ship is always safe at the shore but that is NOT what it is built for.
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