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Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi thay?

Sambha: Sardar Do!

Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?

Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai!

Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?

Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai!

Gabbar: To beech mein kaun aata hai?

Sambha: Beech mein koi nahi aata!

Gabbar: To phir Dono ek saath kyon nahi aatey?

Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai!

Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?

Sambha: Do ek se Ek bada hai!

Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek, ek se kitna bada hai?

Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do !
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