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1st woman: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
2nd woman: Yes I am, I married the wrong man.

Wife: It's a bottle of hair tonic, dear.
Husband: That's nice of u darling!
Wife: Give it to ur steno at office. Her hair is coming rather badly on ur coat

My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. 2 times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

When a guy says "I broke up with her."
He actually means "She dumped me."

When a guy says "I don't need to read the instructions."
He actually means "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."