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Saddam meets Kajol asks her how is life?
Kajol says Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gum . How about u?
Saddam says Kabhi Bush Kabhi Bum(Bomb)
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Dil Hai to pyaar hai, Wah,wah,Wah……
pyaar hai to ishq hai, Wah,wah,Wah……
ishq hai to mohabbat hai, Wah,wah,Wah……
Mohabat hai to dard hai, Wah,wah,Wah……
Dard hai to Zandu Balm Hai
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Teacher asks Who is Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Sardaarji :They all r 4 best friends
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Sardaarji tells his wife
Tum meri Kalpana ho
Tum meri Bhavana ho
Tum meri prerna ho
Wife says :Chalo, aaj sye aap mere liye
Dinesh,Rakesh,Suresh ho

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Sardaarji had twins Named Tin & Martin
Again had twins named Peter & Repeater
Again had twins named Max & Climax
Again had Twins got fedup named Tired & Retired
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Har samundhar mye saahil nahi hota,Wah,wah,Wah……
Har jaahaz mye misile nahi hota, Wah,wah,Wah……
Agar Dhirubhai nahi hota to har lucche kye pass
mobile nahi hota
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Air Hostess asks laloo:Sir are u
vegetarian/non-vegetarian
Laloo says I am sagittarian
Air hostess asks:Sir aap Shakahari
hai/Mamsahari hai
Laloo says " Main Bihari hoon"
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