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* Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. :lol:
* There are two rules for success: 1.) Don't tell all you know :wink:
* When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. :(
* If at first you don't succeed, redefine success 8 )
* Forgive and forget, but keep a list of names just in case :P
* If you jogged backwards, would you gain weight? :roll:
* For sale: parachute, only used once, never opened, small stain. :o
* Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! :lol:
* I want patience - AND I WANT IT NOW!!!! :idea:
* As I said before, I never repeat myself :?
* Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache :lol:
* If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots? :idea: :?: :!: