Lawyers are the true most people on Earth. Ha ha ha. Sorry, we are not allowed to lie publically. But these jokes are truly hilarious.
by Saurabh 26 Jun 2007, 23:43
A lady had just finished doing her CPR course and was on the lookout for a chance to try it out. As she left the shopping center she saw a man lying on the floor with a lot of people around him.
Screaming "I know first aid"
she ran to the person, threw her bag down, loosened all tight clothing a got ready to start mouth-to-mouth.
At this stage a huge policeman tapped her on the shoulder and asked "Do you realize that I am trying to arrest this guy."