Jokes based on sweet incidents of cute and naughty kids. Check out how innocent they really are.

"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary, filling in the forms at the start of the academic year.

"He's a magician," said the small boy.

"How interesting! What's his favourite trick?"

"Sawing people in half."

"Really? Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"

"Yes. One half-brother and two half-sisters."