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Santa asks: Who r u?

Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?

Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.

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Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi.

Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?

Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !

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If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,

If someone says u r genius slap him as tight as you can n say there is a

limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
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