Jokes for people who are Married or who wants to get married. Read the jokes to know the Hidden Truths behind such relations.

A husband and wife are getting cozy in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me."

The husband asks why. She explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. They walk around and she tries on three very expensive outfits. He then tells his wife "We'll take all three of them".

They then get matching shoes, a set of diamond earrings and a diamond bracelet.

The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care) and goes to the pay desk.

Her husband says, " No – no – no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff.".

His wife's face goes blank. "No honey – I just want you to hold this stuff for a while. "

Her face gets really red and she is about to explode and then the husband says "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man!