These Jokes are best suited to People who Drink because they'll understand Most of the Jokes when not Drunk.

Back in the days of the old Wild Wild West lived a guy named Ted who used to have a lot of fun.

He rode into town like he usually did every Saturday night, and he went into the saloon and got drunk. All of his friends saw him drinking and decided to play a trick on him. So, they went outside and turned the saddle on his horse around. That way they figured when he got outside drunk and they put him on there, he would get on home the best way he could!

So when it was time, he got real drunk and staggered outside, got up on his horse and rode off.

The next morning when he woke up he says, "My goodness!"

And his wife says, "What's a matter dear, don't you feel alright?"

He said, "Yeah, but I sure had a tough time getting home last night. Some son of a gun cut my horses head off, and I had to guide him all the way home with my finger sticking in his windpipe!"