Animals are so cute even when they can't speak. Just imagine what would happen if they start speaking their thoughts. Check ut for yourself.
An American farmer's dog died suddenly after a long and happy life. Ben visited the parish priest to arrange a funeral.

Ben: I'd like to have a proper funeral for my dog, who died last night.

Priest: I'm sorry, we don't conduct funerals for pets. You can try the Christian church down the road - I think they perform dog funerals.

Ben: All right. But do you think $25,000 will be enough to cover their expenses for the service?

Priest: Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?

lol. :lol:
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