These are one of the funniest kind of jokes because the Medical profession is otherwise a serious profession.
30 Doctors Stories about Treating Dumbest Patients
Scene: The operating room. I’m reviewing the surgical checklist with the nurses.

Me: We have the surgical equipment, the heart-lung machine, antibiotics, and the replacement heart valve on hand.

Patient: You wait until now to figure this stuff out? Marc Gillinov, MD, The Cleveland Clinic
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