by Sachin 30 May 2015, 01:29 ADVERTISEMENT
My husband’s new “unbreakable” titanium eyeglasses broke. When he brought the many pieces back to the optometrist to have the glasses replaced, the assistant asked what had happened.
“They fell under the lawn mower,” he explained.
“Oh,” she said, nodding. “Were you wearing them at the time?” Susan Strong, South Glastonbury, Connecticut