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RULES-->Please select month, date and colour that is relevant to you or the colour you like and complete the sentence.

Pick the month you were born in:
January------i shot
February-----i ate
March--------i killed
April------- i ran away with
May----------i fell in love with
June---------i murdered
July---------i gave my shoes to
August-------i sang a duvet with
September----i had crush on
October------i danced with
November-----i kissed
December-----i hit

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1------------homeless guy
2------------a fat lady
3------------a mad cow
4------------a mad monkey
5------------a mexican
6------------a gangster
7------------a monkey
8------------an ipod
9------------my best friend's boyfriend
10-----------a goat
11-----------my dog
12-----------my cat
13-----------the computer
14-----------my science teacher
15-----------my neighbor
17-----------a giraffe
18-----------my best friend's girl friend
19-----------a gorilla
20-----------a stuffed animal
21-----------a permenant marker
22-----------a policeman
23-----------a cannibal
24-----------a baseball bat
25-----------my pshyciatrist
26-----------old lady
27-----------hockey stick
28-----------a football player
29-----------a post man
30-----------a paperclip
31-----------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt/top/salwar you are wearing (or the colour you like most):
White---------Because I was high.
Black---------Because I was drunk.
Pink----------Because I m a half dead.
Red---------- Because I was in mental hospital.
Blue----------Because i cant control myself.
Green---------Because I hate myself.
Purple--------Because I am shy.
Gray----------Because that's the way I am.
Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange--------Because I enjoy it.
Other---------Because I was hungry.