Lawyers are the true most people on Earth. Ha ha ha. Sorry, we are not allowed to lie publically. But these jokes are truly hilarious.
by patbra 27 Aug 2009, 08:01
Scene: A courtroom where a witness is testifying in a case involving a man biting of the ear of another man during a fight. After supplying testimony which was very bad for the defendant, the witness was being cross examined by the defendants attorney.

Attorney: You said that you saw the defendant and plaintiff in a fight?

Witness: Yes

Attorney: You then said that you were concerned for your safety and that, because of this concern, you sought shelter elsewhere?

Witness: Yes

Attorney: You further stated that during this time of seeking shelter, you turned your back to the fight at hand?

Witness: Yes

Attorney: And THEN you testified that that was when the defendant bit off the plaintiff's ear??!!

Witness: Yes

Attorney:Well then, did you SEE the defendant bite off the plaintiff's ear?

Witness: No

Attorney: (Smugly) THEN HOW DO YOU "KNOW" THAT THE DEFENDANT BIT OFF THE EAR OF THE PLAINTIFF IF YOU DID NOT SEE HIM DO IT??!!

Witness:I saw him spit it out

(Dead Silence)

Attorney: No more questions
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