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Have a firm handshake.

Look people in the eye.

Sing in the shower.

Own a great stereo system.

If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.

Keep secrets.

Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.

Always accept an outstretched hand.

Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can
tell the difference.


Avoid sarcastic remarks.

Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one
decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery.

Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will
never find out.

Lend only those books you never care to see again.

Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that
they have.

When playing games with children, let them win.

Be romantic.

Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you

Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and- death
matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.

Be a good loser.

Be a good winner.

Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.

When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.

Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.

Keep it simple.

Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.

Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times
you have to cross the same river.

Live your life so that your epitaph could read " No Regrets"

Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life,
you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did.

Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.

Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart
and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.

Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else
choose it for you.

Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital;
you need only stay a few minutes.

Begin each day with some of your favorite music.

Once in a while, take the scenic route.

Send a Valentine card. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks
you're terrific.'

Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your

Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table.
Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.

Show respect for everyone who works for a living,
regardless of how trivial their job.

Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later.

Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in
the car behind you.

Become someone's hero.

Marry only for love.

Count your blessings.

Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home.

Wave at the children on a school bus.

Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is
based on your ability to deal with people.

Don't expect life to be fair.

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path
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