10. Blood Bath Shower Curtain
You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights - a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there's no way you're going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Blood Bath Shower Curtain ($18.46), you're now fully awake, and it's time to get ready for work. Of course the curtain is completely practical - you can use it to keep the water in your shower, but that's not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights.