Searching for a laugh? Your sense of humor is about to explode with comedy inside. Prepare to witness the Best Laughs from Jokes ever.

1) For your information. (FYI) - - I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it.

2) For your action. (FYA)-- - I don't know what to do with this, so I'm passing this sh*t to you.

3) Noted and returned. -- - I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it for a little while.

4) Review and comment. --- Do the dirty work so that I can forward it and sign off with my name.

5) Action please . -- - Get yourself involved. Don't worry, I'll claim the credit.

6) For your necessary action. --- It's your headache now. Woohoo!!!

7) CC to -- - Here's a share of the headache.

8 ) BCC to -- - I'm telling someone important that I'm working and sharing the headache with you.

9) For your approval, please. -- - Put your neck on the chopping board for me please. :D

10) Action is being taken and will revert in due time. -- - I lost your correspondence and still trying to locate it. I'm busy! Bother me next week!!!

11) Please discuss. - - I don't know what this is all about. So please brief me.

12) For your immediate action. -- - Do it NOW! Or we'll all get into trouble!!!

13) Please reply soon. -- - Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient because of you!

14) I am investigating/ processing your request with the relevant departments. -- - They are causing the delay, not me! (Eyes open big big, innocent look)

15) Thanks & Regards. -- - Thanks for reading all this b***s*** .....