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Clever Signages. Good copywriting.
A sign in a shoe repair store:
We will heel you,
We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you.

Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office:
Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

In a Podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.

At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.

On a Plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.

On another Plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

On an Electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.

In a Non-smoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.

On a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push.

At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.`

Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

At the Electric Company:
We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.

In a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.`

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully. We'll wait.`

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
Best place in town to take a leak.`

Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck:
Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises

On another Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels