These Jokes are best suited to People who Drink because they'll understand Most of the Jokes when not Drunk.

In our life, problems may go from "Haywards 2000" to "Haywards 5000", but we must take them as a "Royal Challenge" otherwise people will call us "Old Monk" and put a "Black Label" on our name.

So, we must learn from "Teachers" to fight like "Jack Daniel", live like a "Bagpiper", walk like "Johny Walker", work till "8 PM" & think like "Director Special".

Then life will be "Imperial" and we will become "Aristocrat" and there will be value for our "Signature".