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If you EVER, EVER, find a woman who is beautiful,
has a great body,
is intelligent,
gets things done on her own,
drives a car well,
has very little expectations,
is not materialistic
and loves you with crazy devotion..

then assume,
that the alcohol you have consumed is of the highest quality.