Unable to completely enjoy the Jokes in English? Fropky pesh karte hain, chutkule, ab aapki manpasand bhasha mein.
Papa: Arre aaj tumhari mummy itni chup-chap kyun baithi hui hai?
Son: Kuch nahin papa, mummy ne lipstick maangi aur maine galati se fevistick de di.
Papa: (with tears in eyes) Kamaal kar diya yaar, God bless you!



Whats Checkmate?
You tell your wife: I saw a lady, looked exactly like you.
Wife asks: WAS SHE HOT??
You can't say 'No' and you can't even say 'Yes'....
That's Checkmate!



Wife: Where are you?
Husband: I'm at Bank.
Wife: Wow that's good! I need 20,000 for new Cell Phone, 5,000 for new dress, 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics...
Husband: Sorry, I mean I am at Blood bank, KHOON PIYOGI? KHOON ???
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