Disney’s Animal Kingdom Lodge
This one feels like a little of a cop-out, we know. But after reading Chuck Klosterman’s essay about Disney and the unique brand of escapism they can offer, you won’t be able to help but think about taking a trip to the Magic Kingdom in a whole new way. And, in Orlando, the newest and most fantastic of the parks – the deepest escape from the real world – is in the Animal Kingdom park. It’s around $240 a night, and the hotel amenities include a “survival of the fittest” fitness center, the “Zahanati” massage and fitness center, baby sitting and child services, an outood movie theater for movies under the stars, and a African restaurant called Boma.