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Beer at the Bar

Mr Patel walks into a bar in Sydney, orders three schooners of beer and
sits in the back room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he
finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells him, "You know, a schooner goes flat
after I draw it so it would taste better, if you bought just one at a

Mr Patel replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in London,
the other is in Nairobi and I'm in Sydney. When we all parted company in
Nairobi, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we
spent together at the bar at The Norfolk Hotel. So I drink one for each
of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there."

Mr Patel becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way.
He orders three schooners and drinks them in turn. One day, he comes in
and orders only two schooners!"

All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the
bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude
on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.""

Mr Patel looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he
laughs. "Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains... "

"It's just that my wife and I became devoted Swaminarayans and obviously
I had to quit drinking. Hasn't affected my brothers though."