Jokes based on sweet incidents of cute and naughty kids. Check out how innocent they really are.

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the
responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce
beautiful children beyond comparison.

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect
woman. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three
stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath
away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for
permission to marry one of them.

The farmer simply replied, "They're all lookin' to get
married, so you came to the right place. Look them over and
select the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer
asked for the man's opinion.

"Well" said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you
can hardly notice... pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other
girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the farmer again asked how things went.

"Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that
you can hardly tell... cross-eyed."

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see
if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect,
just perfect. She's the one I want to marry." So they were wed
right away.

Months later the baby was born. When the man visited the
nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most
pathetic human you can imagine. He rushed to his father in-law
asking how such a thing could happen considering the beauty
of the parents.

"Well," explained the farmer, "She was just a weeeee bit, not
that you could hardly tell... pregnant when you met her."