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Sir: Bachcho Kasam khao kabhi Sharaab , cigarette nahi pioge, Non veg nahin khaoge.

Bachche: Nahin khayenge Sir.

Sir: Kabhi ladkiyon ko nahin chhedoge.

Bachche: Theek hai Sir.

Sir: Jua nahin kheloge.

Bachche: OK Sir.

Sir: Desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.

Bachche: De denge sir, aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya?
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