Lawyers are the true most people on Earth. Ha ha ha. Sorry, we are not allowed to lie publically. But these jokes are truly hilarious.
Just as a young man was about to get a chest X-ray, the equipment slipped and his pelvic region was X-Rayed instead.

"Oh, no!", cried the lab technician, "Your reproductive organs just received a huge dose of radiation!"

"What does that mean?" asked the worried young man.

"It's serious," replied the technician. "All your children will be lawyers!"
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