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A humourous School incident.

One day i was sitting down at a table with my friends and i was in the third grade and then a boy that was in the fith grade came over and said

"Can i have your apple"

I said "no because it was mine" and i bit it.

So then he asked me one more time and i said "no" and he said "why"

i said "because i already took a bite".

Then he took it away from me and then i kicked him in the nuts and he dropped the apple and you know the 5 seconds rule

And i kept eating it and after that day he never ever asked for anything from me again.

The five-second rule states "That food dropped on the ground will not be contaminated with bacteria if it is picked up within five seconds of being dropped".

:) :mrgreen: :)